Perks of living in your husband's high school bedroom

When we moved to Queen Creek, our little family of four slept in Cam's old high school bedroom. With the same furniture that he had during his glory days. Every morning, I opened the armoire to this little gem.

Oh sweet angst.

That's the man I married ladies and gentlemen.

Pillow Talk {Ants}

This just happened:

*Cam scratches his bum*

K: Feel better?

C: Sorry, my bum itches. I think an ant bit it or something.

K: What?

C: There were ants on the couch last night. I killed two of them. Big ones.

K: I seriously doubt an ant crawled up your leg, down your pants and bit your bum.

C: You have no idea what the ants are capable of.