Pillow Talk {Ants}

This just happened:

*Cam scratches his bum*

K: Feel better?

C: Sorry, my bum itches. I think an ant bit it or something.

K: What?

C: There were ants on the couch last night. I killed two of them. Big ones.

K: I seriously doubt an ant crawled up your leg, down your pants and bit your bum.

C: You have no idea what the ants are capable of.